“Im simply thr best!”
Ya?
“Mhmmmm im the greatest!”
Omg realllly???
“Have you heard of him…..” - he whispered
Why are you whispering.?
“Alexander the Great!????”
Youve got to be joking
“Im his reincarnated soul ya know?”
No way
“Yes sir. I am. I know where they buried my body. The works last great secret!”
Take me to it.
“I cant its on neptune!”
Oh ya?